April 27, 2002
7:00 a.m.

At the tone the time will be seven a.m. *BEEP*

Hello, this is Talia's brain. Talia isn't in right now. Do not be deceived by her physical presence. She won't really be conscious for a few hours yet.

Unfortunately, Talia has overloaded the system with a combination of lack of sleep and an unhealthy addiction to Werther's Originals. As a result, we had to shut down all exracurricular activity and are operating solely off the brain stem now. Do not ask her to do complicated tasks, as she is incapable of rational thought at this moment.

This is has been Talia's brain. Have a nice day.